Coldplay Finish New Album.

Coldplay, the biggest funeral music provider since Robbie Williams, have finished recording their new album. The follow-up to “X & Y” is currently in the process of being mixed.

No release date or title has yet been announced, but speculators are guessing that the album will be called “Prospekt”, which, to be fair, is a terrible title. Expect to hear it being played at upper-middle class wine parties in the summer.

More arena tours are expected.

last song i heard - “the philadelphia grand jury” - the fiery furnaces